Saturday was a good night.
Met a 23 year old girl at the bar who was looking to have fun with "daddy".
Ended the night 5 hours later with a 23 year old girl getting herself off with a hitachi, wearing a pig ears headband, little pig nose, and a pig tail plug, watching herself in the mirror as she cried in shame... but still getting herself off.... twice.
I love girls with daddy issues.